Yes, Yes, YES!!!!!!!
In case you are, in fact, dead inside - here's a tidbit that should get your heart racing: Sylvester Stallone WILL once again be reprising his role as Rambo. You might remember a few months back we all found out he was making another Rocky film and let out a collective big stinky one, but this....this is truly something. Rambo Part 4. I hope the plot involves Rambo quirkily and neurotically romancing Diane Keaton until the AARP breaks up their romance and forces them to play Mah-Jong at separate tables. Then he'll bust out that flamethrower and light that nursing home up LIKE A BITCH.
How about we have Rocky, through the brilliance of modern technology, actually fight Rambo in the movie? How about we throw a topless Brigitte Nielsen in there while we're at it? Rocky AND Rambo against Brigitte Nielsen's teeters. Of course, then Flava Flav would have to get involved...which only makes it that much more IN YOUR FACE. Thank goodness someone is keepin' it real.
We still have no electricity. Screw you.
Maggie