How About a Nice Mouthful of Vomit?

Taken from a recent interview with Ashlee Simpson:

When Ashlee Simpson set out to record an album, she sought a path completely different from her sister, drawing on inspiration from rockers like Joan Jett, Pat Benatar and Chrissie Hynde.

"They have cute outfits and rock out," says Simpson. "Their voices are so strong and thick and raspy, like mine."

Yes. Yes, Ashlee. Cute outfits. Rockin' out. Thick and raspy. OH LORD.

I can barely form words through all this darn vomit!

I must say, though, the similarities between you and them are striking. Except for that whole part where you're talentless, irrelevant, a pox on society, and the fact that you suck more than any person has ever sucked in the history of suckery. Other than that, I can see what you're talking about, you MORON.

No shows this weekend - we're gonna get all blown out from the hurricane.

Thanks,
Maggie