Spreading the Seed - The New Fashioned Way

I was peeling back the aluminum foil on my TV dinner (Salisbury steak with green beans, mashed potatoes, and Duncan Hines brownie) last night when I was punched in the face by the news that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting a child. After I wiped the gravy off of my well-appointed entertainment center that I got at Target five years ago on clearance, I began calling every person I know to share the joyful news! I am always so excited when modern science finds a way for a couple to have a baby without ever even having sex with each other. To be fair, maybe they did and he had her wear a Mark Hamill face mask the whole time, but my bet is on in-vitro.

We can debate it at Churchill's tomorrow night. Bring a petri dish.

Maggie