Drawers for Sale! Get 'em While They're Hot!

I tell ya - that Britney Spears is one betcha by golly wow of a humanitarian. A lot of celebrities are contributing to the Hurricane Katrina relief effort by donating cash, as well as bringing awareness to how dire the situation continues to be in the Gulf Coast.

Britney has donated her stinky old drawers, along with a plethora of other garments such as bras, belt buckles, and shoes - all to be put up for auction on eBay - with the proceeds going to the victims of the hurricane. Nice idea, except for the whole "stinky drawers" factor.

I wonder how much they'll snag for her up-all-night too-much-vodka, nuclear-skidmarked, Federline-infested undies? They are, after all, the gift that keeps on stinkin' and coughing up DNA - year after unhygienic year. I wonder how many freaks are buying ultraviolet flashlights right now to "enhance" their Britney-Panty-Buying experience? Let the shuddering begin!

On a related note, The Freakin' Hott will NOT be selling their stinky drawers at Churchill's Pub this Friday - however - they will be playing what's known as a "rock and roll show" there with Charlie Pickett, Psycho Daisies, and The Remnants. 10pm, 21 and up. More details to come...

Maggie