Let's Keep Our Priorities in Check

We still don't have power, but a friend down south was kind enough to let me use his computer, as I needed it to post an emergency blog. We managed to make it through Hurricane Wilma without any damage to ourselves or our home, so let's discuss something that impacts people across the entire nation, if not the world. Skankis Hilton has stolen Mary-Kate Olsen's boyfriend. I, for one, am appalled. If you can't trust Skankis Hilton around your boyfriend, then maybe Jerry Falwell has been right all along: The apocalypse has already begun.

I remember the days of New Camelot, when you could let your billionaire boyfriend mingle with immoral and frequently fellating skanks and not have a care in the world. I think Don Henley, also, has been right all along: This is the end of the innocence.

You hear stories about Elizabeth Taylor stealing Eddie Fisher from Debbie Reynolds several decades ago and you think, "Well, that was a LOOOOONG time ago. Something like that could never happen in MODERN times - especially in Hollywood!!!!" I think, unfortunately, that C&C Music Factory may also have been right all along. There are often things in life that cannot be explained, that have no rhyme or reason, that boggle the minds of even the most gifted geniuses. These things...are, in fact, the things that make you go "hmm".

I'm going back to my unpowered cave to lament the flatness of my hair.

To all of our friends who have power back, shove it.

Mags