Get Your Hands Off Me, You Damn Dirty Gaucho!

Seriously. The gauchos have become an unstoppable force in fashion. Horrible, unflattering, ugly fashion, that is. As if it's not bad enough to see the gauchos/high heels combination - yesterday I saw the gaucho/mid-shin pointy-toed boots combination. Oh, the wretching!

My recovery may take a few years. I've ditched the morphine drip in favor of a morphine funnel to deal with the pain. I've stopped all subscriptions to Cosmo Teen and Teen Vogue and Surly Teen - and even Teena Marie - just to be on the safe side. Nothing but The Wall Street Journal and Soldier of Fortune magazine for me from now on. You'll all have to fill me in on the trials and tribulations of Paris Hilton in the meantime. Oh, did I mention, once again, that she has NO ASS?

Discuss.

Maggie