I Am Now a Golden God on The Rock Star Supernova Message Boards
In my boredom this week, I've been convincing the fellow posters on the Rock Star Supernova message boards that I'm actually a famous rock star who prefers to remain anonymous and who's sold 1.2 million records, is currently on tour in Europe, and has nothing better to do than sit on their message board all day. I wanted to see how quickly they would go from hating my presence there to agreeing with everything I say, and believe me, it didn't take long. Here's a few examples (My name is RiotMag on the boards, in case you're just tuning in):
Topic
What Exactly is the Lead Singer Criteria:
5 messages - 5 authors - last updated 08/01/06 10:23 PM
sage ..1 - 07/30/06 06:17 PM
I was just wondering if there was such a thing as the general consesus as to what Supernova were looking for in the lead singer, specifically how are they evaluating singing talent, stage presence etc? Opinions?
Kiwi Fan
Message ..2 - 07/31/06 06:31 AM
If you read their BLOG you will see what they are after ... would think that they want some with Charisma, Vocal Talent and the ability to captivate the audience.
RiotMag (THAT'S ME!)
Message ..4 - 07/31/06 10:41 AM
1. "Pipes"
2. "Chops"
3. People who use the words "pipes" and "chops" because they think it makes them sound like musicians who, by the way, never use words like "pipes" and "chops".
4. A vagina with a view of Marina Del Rey.
5. Medical knowledge of the various uses for methodone.
6. Class with a K = Klassy.
7. A Washer/Dryer to launder Jason's 10,001 Voivod t-shirts.
8. Penicillin.
9. The ability to laugh over and over when Tommy Lee puts sunglasses on his wiener.
10. More penicillin.
Wyzer
Message ..5 - 08/01/06 10:23 PM
To funny riot-mag, but i agree!
Maggie
Our Palm Beach County CD Release is happening at Brogue's in Lake Worth on Friday, August 4th, with special guests The Sloppy High Fives. Then on Saturday we'll be at Ray's Downtown Blues in WPB for the Respectable's Anniversary Party. Both shows are free!
Topic
What Exactly is the Lead Singer Criteria:
5 messages - 5 authors - last updated 08/01/06 10:23 PM
sage ..1 - 07/30/06 06:17 PM
I was just wondering if there was such a thing as the general consesus as to what Supernova were looking for in the lead singer, specifically how are they evaluating singing talent, stage presence etc? Opinions?
Kiwi Fan
Message ..2 - 07/31/06 06:31 AM
If you read their BLOG you will see what they are after ... would think that they want some with Charisma, Vocal Talent and the ability to captivate the audience.
RiotMag (THAT'S ME!)
Message ..4 - 07/31/06 10:41 AM
1. "Pipes"
2. "Chops"
3. People who use the words "pipes" and "chops" because they think it makes them sound like musicians who, by the way, never use words like "pipes" and "chops".
4. A vagina with a view of Marina Del Rey.
5. Medical knowledge of the various uses for methodone.
6. Class with a K = Klassy.
7. A Washer/Dryer to launder Jason's 10,001 Voivod t-shirts.
8. Penicillin.
9. The ability to laugh over and over when Tommy Lee puts sunglasses on his wiener.
10. More penicillin.
Wyzer
Message ..5 - 08/01/06 10:23 PM
To funny riot-mag, but i agree!
Maggie
Our Palm Beach County CD Release is happening at Brogue's in Lake Worth on Friday, August 4th, with special guests The Sloppy High Fives. Then on Saturday we'll be at Ray's Downtown Blues in WPB for the Respectable's Anniversary Party. Both shows are free!
posted by the freakin hott at Wednesday, August 02, 2006
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