Caligula Hilton
I feel like I'm doing a disservice to society by even writing about this, but it's SO bad, society will just have to figure out a way to deal with it. Brace yourselves. There's not just one, but TWO brilliant new Paris Hilton quotes:
"“I think every decade has an iconic blonde — like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana — and right now, I’m that icon."
Okay, I'll bite. Part of being an icon is not actually referring to yourself as an icon. It's the equivalent of telling people that you're "classy" which, incidentally, means you have no class. I'm sure that Princess Diana is smiling down from above thinking, "Wow. I guess I shouldn't have spent all that time with those orphans in Africa. I could have just danced on top of a table at Hyde and shown my cooter on the internet and left the same impression on the world. OMG!!!! LOL!!!!!!!"
And here's the literal and figurative number two:
"I play dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb. But we know exactly what we’re doing. We’re smart blondes.”
The only reason she's reaching for the big dumb gun, i.e. Jessica Simpson, in order to defend her own empty-headed, shallow, disgusting, amoral, spoiled, sickening, nauseating antics is because she obviously skipped history class the day they talked about Caligula. As a matter of fact, I'm considering changing the band name to Caligula Hilton right now.
Smart blondes. If they're smart then I'm Nick Lachey's balls.
Maggie
"“I think every decade has an iconic blonde — like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana — and right now, I’m that icon."
Okay, I'll bite. Part of being an icon is not actually referring to yourself as an icon. It's the equivalent of telling people that you're "classy" which, incidentally, means you have no class. I'm sure that Princess Diana is smiling down from above thinking, "Wow. I guess I shouldn't have spent all that time with those orphans in Africa. I could have just danced on top of a table at Hyde and shown my cooter on the internet and left the same impression on the world. OMG!!!! LOL!!!!!!!"
And here's the literal and figurative number two:
"I play dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb. But we know exactly what we’re doing. We’re smart blondes.”
The only reason she's reaching for the big dumb gun, i.e. Jessica Simpson, in order to defend her own empty-headed, shallow, disgusting, amoral, spoiled, sickening, nauseating antics is because she obviously skipped history class the day they talked about Caligula. As a matter of fact, I'm considering changing the band name to Caligula Hilton right now.
Smart blondes. If they're smart then I'm Nick Lachey's balls.
Maggie
posted by the freakin hott at Tuesday, July 18, 2006
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