The Passion of The Drunk

I didn't get much sleep last night, so forgive me if I'm a little groggy and lazy this morning. Thankfully, this blog will pretty much write itself today. Mel Gibson, as you may have heard, was arrested for driving under the influence last Friday. Boring, isn't it? Not anymore! Here's an "eyewitness account" of what happened:



"Once inside the car, a source directly connected with the case says Gibson began banging himself against the seat. The report says Gibson told the deputy, "You mother f*cker. I'm going to f*ck you." The report also says "Gibson almost continually threatened me saying he 'owns Malibu' and will spend all of his money to 'get even' with me." The report says Gibson then launched into a barrage of anti-Semitic statements: "F*cking Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." Gibson then asked the deputy, "Are you a Jew?" The deputy became alarmed as Gibson's tirade escalated, and called ahead for a sergeant to meet them when they arrived at the station. When they arrived, a sergeant began videotaping Gibson, who noticed the camera and then said, "What the f*ck do you think you're doing?" A law enforcement source says Gibson then noticed another female sergeant and yelled, "What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?"



I eagerly await his next long and boring condescending biblical snuff film that tells everyone that they're going to Hell.

Maggie

This Friday, August 4th, we'll be at Brogue's in Lake Worth for our Palm Beach County CD Release Party! 21 and up, no cover!