Sexy Is As Sexy Does

So US Weekly is reporting that Britney Spears is pregnant again. They said she was seen at the pool at Caesar's Palace in a bikini and was "visibly pregnant". Here we go again.

I feel as though I need to reach for the words of Kevin Federline, from his "hit" single "America's Most Hated" to understand the meaning of all this.

So i duck and roll
Middle fingers still up sayin f*ck the globe
And my dawgs still down
We dont trust them hoes
I live life like a King
I was extra stoned
Kevin Federline -
I come tight with every rhyme

Now it all makes sense. How could she NOT have sex with him every night? Come on, people, she's not made of stone. Not only does he give Earth "the finger", but his dawgs are apparently still down, AND he doesn't trust hoes...and let's not forget that he's extra stoned. I think I ovulated just reading that. Oh no, now I'm having contractions! Push! Push! Push! Oh my goodness! I just gave birth to a ... to a ... fifty dollar gift certificate from Graffix and a bag of Corn Nuts?

I feel cheated. Well, I guess my dawgs are still down, so all is not lost.

Maggie

The Freakin' Hott - Brogue's this Friday, April 28th in Lake Worth. Go see John Ralston at Respectable's in West Palm Beach tomorrow night, April 27th.