Any Sandwich Way But Loose

NEWS ALERT: NICOLE RICHIE LIKES SANDWICHES

Nicole Richie has admitted to the press that she...likes sandwiches. Note how in this quote, she doesn't mention anything about eating the sandwiches, which is really one of the key components to food consumption.

When asked what kind of food she likes, Nicole replied, "Whatever I feel like, sandwiches, whatever."

I think in this case, "whatever" could stand for any of the following items:

1. A case of Ex-Lax
2. Saltwater
3. Pebbles that got kicked up from her webbed feet into her clavicle
4. Lowfat Steam
5. The faint and unpleasant memories of Paris Hilton's vagina fumes

Don't hate her because she's beautiful:




Maggie