Yes I Am, Muthaf*ckah!

This is kind of weird. Rapper and D-12 member "Proof" was shot and killed in Detroit last week, and now it's coming out that Melissa Etheridge was the shooter! She was arraigned on Saturday for the murder of the rapper, and claims that "Proof" actually shot at her first. I had no idea that Melissa Etheridge was such a thug! I guess she'll have to change the words of a few of her most famous songs now to complement her new lifestyle.

Old lyric: "I'm the only one who'd walk across a fire for you"
New lyric: "I'm the only one who'd bust a cap straight up in yo' ass, muthaf*ckah!"

Old lyric: "Come to my window, crawl inside, wait by the light of the moon"
New lyric: "Come to my window, where I will then proceed to bust a cap straight up in yo' ass muthaf*ckah!"

Old lyric: "You and I dancing slow, we've got nowhere to go"
New lyric: "You and I dancing slow, right up until I bust a cap straight up in yo' ass muthaf*cka!"

Wait - hang on. I just re-read the article and saw that it wasn't Melissa Etheridge. It was some guy named Mario Etheridge. My bad.

Maggie