Shut Up, Skank

Excerpt from Reuters interview with Eva Longoria:

"Eva Longoria is annoyed. The Latina beauty on hit television show “Desperate Housewives” is bugged by all the newspaper, magazine and Web gossip about her sex life when there are more important issues to think about."

Do I really need to do this? Sure.

Here's a list of quotes from Eva Longoria from the past year:

“The best sex I have ever had was with my vibrator. I own two. I have the rabbit one, and I give that as a gift all the time to other girls for a birthday or the like. It's the best gift to give: an orgasm. And if I can't do it for ya, I'll give you the tools to succeed! I have one rabbit and a Pocket Rocket."

“I wear G-strings every day, all the time. I actually don’t even own a full-bottom pair of underwear. I also love lingerie, and I love high heels, but I prefer total nakedness overall. That, to me, is so much sexier.”

"I like to be tied up while a tall, dark, handsome lover uses me for his sexual pleasure while I struggle to escape."

and my personal favorite:

"It's not Leave it to Beaver."

The sex life quotes go on and on and on and on. If I posted all of them, I'd be here till next month cutting and pasting. Oh, and here's a dandy photo of her "important issues" as well:



You can tell how concerned she is about important issues plaguing society by the way she's on her knees in a bikini that's falling off.

Maggie