Coachella DeVille

Remember how everybody went, "Huh?" when Metallica was put on the Lollapalooza line-up a few years ago? It signified the long overdue death of a bloated festi-villain who had overstayed its no-longer hip welcome. Today's deathmarch will be for:

The Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival.

Yes, that's right. Madonna will be playing this year's Coachella, although I was thinking of changing her name to "Mad Dad". She's pretty burly these days, and all this business with the hernia operation - allright already, Esther! You're killing me with this meshuga disco revival!

She's really breaking my balls here.

Maggie