Just What You've Been Waiting For - Part 3

Don't lie. You know you're totally stoked to get to the chorus of Nicole Ritchie's new song.

He’s a dandelion on a cliff above the sea
He’s not exactly everything I thought that he might be
He’s a dandelion he looks like everything I need
I thought that he’s a flower but it turns out he’s a weed
And I hold on, hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on, hold on

1. I'm having a hard time understanding the metaphor here. Oh, hang on, he's a dandelion on a cliff above the sea? Does that mean he can get a VIP booth at The Viper Room? NOW I get it.

2. Again with the superfluous lyrics. "He’s not exactly everything I thought that he might be"? Let's shorten this up and get to the point. "He eats food. Gross!!!!!!!!"

3. "Hold on" is a throw-away term in songs. It's right up there with "It's Allright", "Oh Yeah", and "With nothing but a t-shirt on, I never felt so beautiful, baby as I do now".

4. Lastly, and I'm sorry to report this Nicole, but a dandelion is actually considered a weed, so your chorus - much like your fame - doesn't make any sense.

5. For God's sake. Eat something. Please.

Maggie