Brat Sabbath

I don't even know where to start here. Okay, I'll take a deep breath. Let's start with this quote from Kelly Osbourne:

"I can't wait to hit the parties with Paris. We're really good friends. You're guaranteed a great night out when she's around."

Sure you're guaranteed a "great night". A great night of drinking yourself unconscious, being passed around a Hummer limo full of Greeks, puking into your Fendi purse, and waking up with a nice old-fashioned case of garden-variety feminine itching.

MOVING ON.

Kelly Osbourne also said the following last year, when her feelings for Paris were, if only for a spell, somewhat diminished:

"Paris' stupid boyfriend ruined my 21st birthday. He's a rich kid and they don't appreciate anything because they grow up with it all. I find it really annoying."

I can certainly understand why the child of Ozzy Osbourne would hate those awful "rich kids". I would imagine there were some pretty lean years between "Bark at The Moon" and "No More Tears". I bet they couldn't even afford her or Jack's drug habits during that time, which IS quite tragic. I hate to ever admit it, because I believe in a thing called "street cred", but Will Smith was right all along. Parents just don't understand.

Maggie

p.s. Hi Mom!