With Arms Wide Open

A lot of people think they know what "sexy" means, and for the most part, I think those people are either clueless, inexperienced, or Jessica Simpson fans. Luckily, there's news of a Kid Rock/Scott Stapp sex tape that will soon be released to the public and I, for one, CANNOT WAIT. I know what you're thinking, and I'm sorry to disappoint you, but the video does NOT show them engaging in any "acts" with each other. It's just the two of them with a gaggle of groupies - BUT - I would like to add that they both DID have their silly snakes out in the same room at the same time, so I'm pretty sure that constitutes as forbidden man-fruit love in the northern parts of Florida. They do vote majority-Republican, after all.

And so I sit here, tingling with anticipation and a twinge of nausea.

Maggie

No shows till March, so you can take some time to brush up on your personal hygiene. I didn't want to say anything because I didn't want to embarrass you, but you've got an odor problem.