The Eyes Have It!

I was studying a copy of Cosmo the other day, so I could find more exciting ways to be insecure and "please my man" at my own expense, when I saw a FASCINATING quote from Elizabeth Hurley. Now, she lives in that bizarro world where you're so incredibly perfect that you obsess over the tiniest little things that nobody even notices or cares about, but I found this particular quote to be quite disheartening:

"The best thing to do if you want to be noticed at a party is to have two glasses of wine as soon as you walk in the door. Then your pupils will dilate and it makes you ever so sexy."

Fabulous. Just fabulous. Now I have to worry that my pupils aren't dilated enough to make me attractive. Is this what we've come to? What's next? Will we have to be concerned that our unseen nose hairs aren't symmetrically placed? Oh no you di'int! Ooh - how about we all carry around MRI's of our insides so we can REALLY take it to the next level?!! Girl, your small intestines are WACK!

In summary, don't buy Cosmo. It makes all of you amazing girls feel ugly, and you're all way too beautiful to put up with that kind of abuse - every single one of you.

Maggie