Real Solutions for Real Problems

Have you ever heard of this magical place where everything is cheaper, faster, and better? If you don't live in south Florida during the wonderful, friendly time that is "Season" then you probably don't know what I'm talking about, so I'll take a moment to educate you.

This magical place that I'm speaking of is, of course, New York! If you find yourself standing around in line at a pharmacy, a grocery store, a restaurant, a gas station, a dry cleaners, a hair salon, or really any place that our happy visitors from the north tend to gather, you would know that New York is the greatest place on Earth. It's chock full of friendly customer service, low, low prices on EVERYTHING - and from what I understand from the screechingly loud and obnoxious argument I overheard between Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg at the post office today as they reamed out a postal worker - YOU ARE NEVER REQUIRED TO STAND IN LINE IN NEW YORK. EVER.

I gotta tell you, this New York sounds like a modern day Shangri-La to me. It's a wonder that anyone would ever leave such paradise. Thankfully, I have a solution to The Goldberg's woes: Go the hell back.

Maggie