Tori, Tory, Tore!
...speaking of ugly babies, it was announced yesterday that homewrecker extraordinaire Tori Spelling is pregnant with her not-quite-divorced lover's loin-spawn. Here we go...again.
You know who needs to breed? Janeane Garofalo. You know who doesn't need to breed? Anyone that ever appeared on Beverly Hills 90210. Sure, I know some people (namely Mr. Deuce) would say that Tori is not entirely without merit. She played Violet Bickerstaff on Saved by The Bell with the skill and talent that only an talentless anorexic turtle-faced Hollywood royalty brat could, but that was a long time ago...back when I still had a perm and wore slouch socks and our collective standards were clearly very low.
I wonder if they make Ugg snugglies for babies now? I guess they could call them Ugglies. I can't imagine anything more fitting.
No shows this weekend kids. We all have to catch up on our beauty sleep.
Maggie
You know who needs to breed? Janeane Garofalo. You know who doesn't need to breed? Anyone that ever appeared on Beverly Hills 90210. Sure, I know some people (namely Mr. Deuce) would say that Tori is not entirely without merit. She played Violet Bickerstaff on Saved by The Bell with the skill and talent that only an talentless anorexic turtle-faced Hollywood royalty brat could, but that was a long time ago...back when I still had a perm and wore slouch socks and our collective standards were clearly very low.
I wonder if they make Ugg snugglies for babies now? I guess they could call them Ugglies. I can't imagine anything more fitting.
No shows this weekend kids. We all have to catch up on our beauty sleep.
Maggie
posted by the freakin hott at Friday, December 02, 2005
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