The Good, The Bad, and The Shorn
The best part about winter is that all of the stupid Ugg and Mukluk boots come back into the spotlight. I know you're thinking "Best?", but by "Best" I mean "Horrible". Get out your Discount Shopping Outlet Bitch Translating Dictionary. I have no axe to grind here.
Aside from the fact that you spent $200 on a pair of hideous boots, and aside from the fact that you look like you're knee-deep in a sheep's anus when you're wearing them, this is south Florida. How can you say that the chilly south Florida weather requires you to wear shearling boots while you're "rocking" a tube top and frilly miniskirt that your thonged ass hangs out of? It's not working, Mademoiselle Skankois. And by "rocking", I meant "destroying the fashion landscape and making me vomit all over my new copy of the Betty & Veronica Double Digest I got at the grocery store". Again...refer to the dictionary.
The only shining light is that they've finally made matching shearling purses to go with the boots. I can understand that because that MAKES SENSE. It's pretty hard to keep a purse full of Chanel bronzer, bejeweled cellphone accessories, and a case of Today Sponges warm in these cold south Florida winters.
That reminds me, we're playing this Saturday at the Billabong Pub in Hallandale Beach with I Am Stereo and Catalonia. Make sure you're shorn.
Maggie
Aside from the fact that you spent $200 on a pair of hideous boots, and aside from the fact that you look like you're knee-deep in a sheep's anus when you're wearing them, this is south Florida. How can you say that the chilly south Florida weather requires you to wear shearling boots while you're "rocking" a tube top and frilly miniskirt that your thonged ass hangs out of? It's not working, Mademoiselle Skankois. And by "rocking", I meant "destroying the fashion landscape and making me vomit all over my new copy of the Betty & Veronica Double Digest I got at the grocery store". Again...refer to the dictionary.
The only shining light is that they've finally made matching shearling purses to go with the boots. I can understand that because that MAKES SENSE. It's pretty hard to keep a purse full of Chanel bronzer, bejeweled cellphone accessories, and a case of Today Sponges warm in these cold south Florida winters.
That reminds me, we're playing this Saturday at the Billabong Pub in Hallandale Beach with I Am Stereo and Catalonia. Make sure you're shorn.
Maggie
posted by the freakin hott at Tuesday, November 22, 2005
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