Your Bag is YUGE!

I tend to carry small purses because it keeps me from carting around my entire life in a bag, but I actually saw a girl with a brown leather hobo bag yesterday who pulled out a whole blowdryer from her purse. Then a full-size bottle of hairspray. And then the corpse of Rip Taylor - and he's not even dead yet!

I will tell you what your purse is saying, Ashley or Breanna or Madison or whatever the hell your stupid name is: It's saying that you're a high maintenance skank. Not "cool high maintenance", like a young Elizabeth Taylor or Vivian Leigh. Bad high maintenance, like Corey Feldman...or Sean Young...or, God forbid, Sally Jessy Raphael.

How much crap do you need to carry with you? All you really need is a framed picture of me, a list of how to be more like me, and some lip gloss. Come on, people. How self-centered ARE you? ;)

And our show this Saturday at Dada has been cancelled. There's a Betsey Johnson fashion show going on there that night. We'll let you know when we're rescheduling so you can keep boning up on TFH Trivia in a futile attempt to impress your friends. Word to the wise - TFH is a bunch of nerds.

Maggie