I Wonder...

Commercials, sitcoms, movies, print ads. If you were to sit in a box and view nothing but these things, you would be forced to believe that fit, young, beautiful women only marry disheveled, dumpy old men. I can't turn on the television without being bombarded by them. Just once, ONCE, I'd like to see a smokin' hot guy married to a fat old choir lady with a headful of gray hair on a sitcom or in a commercial. You know when that's gonna happen? Probably around the same time as Paris Hilton actually covering her o-ring with clothing before leaving the house, which is also a time that is often known as NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER.

I blame you, male-run Hollywood. You think it's NORMAL for a 60 year old man to marry an 18 year old woman, and for Pauly Shore to still have a career. You're all leatherfaced FREAKS.

No offense to Leatherface. He's got some REAL talent.

Magsie