The Sassy Gaucho

The best thing about going to a holiday party in 2005 is the inevitable parade of "dress" gauchos that go barfing by. These gauchos go waaaaaaay beyond day-to-day gauchos. These gauchos...are out for fashion vengeance...sequining their way through the diverticulum of humanity, flapping ferociously at all who get in their path, unflattering the Universal Woman one poor soul at a time. Gauchos don't have a soul - that's why they will devour yours without a shred of remorse, potatoing up even the nicest of asses in a single bound. EITHER PUT ON A SKIRT OR PUT ON SOME PANTS, SKANK. YOU CANNOT HAVE IT BOTH WAYS. YOU ARE CREATING A RIFT IN THE UNIVERSE.

That is all.

Moonfest this Saturday the 10th at 9:30 - TFH will be on the street stage in front of Respectables. Be there...gaucho-less.

Mags