Your Number One Desperation Station
People think they know the meaning of the word "desperation".
Some think that desperation is when you're really excited that you got a call-back for that Summer's Eve stinky cooter commercial, or worse, a walk-on role on "The World According to Jim".
Some think that desperation is posing for Swank after your short-lived relationship with Robbie Bensen, further certifying your entrance into the handjob-hustling portion of Dirk Diggler's life.
Some think that desperation is winning a Teen Choice Award for "Best Hissy Fit in a Movie" (I'm not making that category up) and actually being happy about it as you stagger your coked-up corpse to the podium and thank a crowd of 12 year olds for worshipping you instead of Hilary Duff, if even for a moment. The last I heard, a Teen Choice Award for "Best Hissy Fit in a Movie" was worth approximately two seconds of fame, and negative three seconds of cred. Don't look at me like that, Jason Biggs. You know the score.
All that aside, I'm sure some of you still aren't one hundred percent sure that you know what real, true desperation is, so if you weren't able to traverse the previous paragraph without moving your lips while you read, I'll make it really easy for you. THIS is desperation:
Yes. Now we just have to sit and wait for the visible mouth-lesions to develop. I'm setting my timer for approximately 15 minutes.
Here's some more flaming fun I had over the weekend from the Rock Star Supernova message boards. The subject of "Dave Navarro Needs to Put a Shirt On" is apparently still going.
Message #11 - Posted by Queeniebaby on 07/13/06 01:26 PM
Ditto. Dave needs to be shirtless as often as possible! He is wicked sweet! I want to lick him all over. Hey, do you know if Dave is still shaving his armpits??? I thought it looked like the hair is back.
Message #12 - Posted by bluestar on 07/13/06 05:03 PM
It would be just fine with me if he let his left nut hang out. Like I said, he can come to work naked if he wants to. Who cares, RiotMag? Lighten up...even God took a day off.
Message #13 - Posted by RiotMag on 07/14/06 12:07 PM (THAT'S ME!)
....even God took a day off?
And look what happened. Did you see the lineup of contestants this year?
Oh, and before I finish gagging, I should respond to this from Queeniebaby...
"Ditto. Dave needs to be shirtless as often as possible! He is wicked sweet! I want to lick him all over. Hey, do you know if Dave is still shaving his armpits??? I thought it looked like the hair is back."
RiotMag:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Thanks. I needed that.
Maggie
Some think that desperation is when you're really excited that you got a call-back for that Summer's Eve stinky cooter commercial, or worse, a walk-on role on "The World According to Jim".
Some think that desperation is posing for Swank after your short-lived relationship with Robbie Bensen, further certifying your entrance into the handjob-hustling portion of Dirk Diggler's life.
Some think that desperation is winning a Teen Choice Award for "Best Hissy Fit in a Movie" (I'm not making that category up) and actually being happy about it as you stagger your coked-up corpse to the podium and thank a crowd of 12 year olds for worshipping you instead of Hilary Duff, if even for a moment. The last I heard, a Teen Choice Award for "Best Hissy Fit in a Movie" was worth approximately two seconds of fame, and negative three seconds of cred. Don't look at me like that, Jason Biggs. You know the score.
All that aside, I'm sure some of you still aren't one hundred percent sure that you know what real, true desperation is, so if you weren't able to traverse the previous paragraph without moving your lips while you read, I'll make it really easy for you. THIS is desperation:
Yes. Now we just have to sit and wait for the visible mouth-lesions to develop. I'm setting my timer for approximately 15 minutes.
Here's some more flaming fun I had over the weekend from the Rock Star Supernova message boards. The subject of "Dave Navarro Needs to Put a Shirt On" is apparently still going.
Message #11 - Posted by Queeniebaby on 07/13/06 01:26 PM
Ditto. Dave needs to be shirtless as often as possible! He is wicked sweet! I want to lick him all over. Hey, do you know if Dave is still shaving his armpits??? I thought it looked like the hair is back.
Message #12 - Posted by bluestar on 07/13/06 05:03 PM
It would be just fine with me if he let his left nut hang out. Like I said, he can come to work naked if he wants to. Who cares, RiotMag? Lighten up...even God took a day off.
Message #13 - Posted by RiotMag on 07/14/06 12:07 PM (THAT'S ME!)
....even God took a day off?
And look what happened. Did you see the lineup of contestants this year?
Oh, and before I finish gagging, I should respond to this from Queeniebaby...
"Ditto. Dave needs to be shirtless as often as possible! He is wicked sweet! I want to lick him all over. Hey, do you know if Dave is still shaving his armpits??? I thought it looked like the hair is back."
RiotMag:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Thanks. I needed that.
Maggie
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