The Sassy Infant Look

Sometimes I like to read the entertainment news and make wild assumptions based on the headlines without actually reading the story. It makes all of those stories about Tori Spelling being a turtle-faced homewrecker whore that much more interesting.

That being said, here is today's "Headline Assumption":

"Baby Shiloh Inspires New Fashion Trend"

I'm sure it's probably some THRILLING story about how the Brangelina miracle child is wearing the latest in sweatshop-free cloth diapers or some such nonsense, but I'd like to take a few steps further and assume that women are running out in droves right now and getting their heads shaved, their umbilical cord nubbins reattached, and un-learning bowel control. Come on girls! A man wants a woman he can take care of!

And to think, I worked all these years to become independent, never realizing it was just a fad.

Maggie