Apocalypse WOW!
I know a lot of you were disappointed that the apocalypse didn't happen this past Tuesday, but I'm here to tell you that there's still hope for your hopelessness! If you read the Bible very carefully, you would know that the real sign that the end is near is when Michael Bolton sings a duet with Nicolette Sheridan. Well guess what?
Michael Bolton has recorded a duet with his fiancee Nicolette Sheridan on his new cd "Bolton Swings Sinatra". I'll give you a moment to laugh at how stupid that title is, and for Frank Sinatra to roll over in his well-fortified coffin...
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Okay, moving on. Michael has described Nicolette's singing voice as "breathy". I'm sure the first word he came up with was "gruff", but he didn't want to send up any red flags about that the fact that she's a dude. I'm sure the experience of having her balls taped to her inner thigh for those sexy car-wash scenes on "Desperate Housewives" is humiliating enough.
In a related story, be sure to check out the sassy duet I did with the vaguely Kenny G-ish guy from Color Me Badd. It's what we in the business like to call "money".
Maggie
Michael Bolton has recorded a duet with his fiancee Nicolette Sheridan on his new cd "Bolton Swings Sinatra". I'll give you a moment to laugh at how stupid that title is, and for Frank Sinatra to roll over in his well-fortified coffin...
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Okay, moving on. Michael has described Nicolette's singing voice as "breathy". I'm sure the first word he came up with was "gruff", but he didn't want to send up any red flags about that the fact that she's a dude. I'm sure the experience of having her balls taped to her inner thigh for those sexy car-wash scenes on "Desperate Housewives" is humiliating enough.
In a related story, be sure to check out the sassy duet I did with the vaguely Kenny G-ish guy from Color Me Badd. It's what we in the business like to call "money".
Maggie
posted by the freakin hott at Thursday, June 08, 2006
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