The Empress's New Nose

Some of you may have noticed my absence from blogging as of late, and it's due to a combination of this bizarre cold-from-hell I've been fighting for almost two weeks and a general social withdrawing weirdness thing that I do from time to time. What can I say - chicks are weird. It's a wonder I've been able to get out of bed to come to work as the human snot machine, so you can imagine how much I felt like writing about Ashlee Simpson's new nose.

In band news, our cd is shrinkwrapped and ready to go. We'll be holding two official CD release parties in early July - one in Palm Beach county and one in Broward - and hopefully we'll have some more t-shirts and whatnot by then as well. The album is called "Slip on The Lips" and has ten tracks featuring your favorites like "Brass Snatch" and "Rotten Apple" as well as some of our more rare songs like "Old Weird America" and "Buttonfly". The album was recorded at Hoverbug Studios and was mixed by the brilliant Christopher Moll (The Postmarks, See Venus, Color Me Badd) and even features the shreddery of one Randall "The Scandal" Gentry. And if that weren't enough, every album includes one free kick in the crotch from yours truly.

So Ashlee has a new nose. Hurrah.

Maggie