Fiction Friction

Sometimes I wonder if television could get any worse these days, what with all of the "Big Brother All-Stars Reunion"s and "America's Got Talent"s out there, and then something comes along that completely redeems the entire medium.

Corey Haim (boi-oi-oi-oi-oing!) and Corey Feldman (blech) are teaming up to do a new show called "The Coreys". It will be loosely based on their lives, but the characters they'll be playing will be "fictional versions" of themselves. I guess the production assistants willl have to go out and buy some "fictional" methodone for the set, too.

I would be more than happy to be the "fictional" Corey Haim stalker, as I'm sure you're aware of my "fictional" unhealthy lustful feelings for him. I still send bad hair vibes to Heather Graham to this day because she got to make out with him in "License to Drive" and didn't even appear to enjoy it. I once dated a guy for a year who beat me with a garden hose and made me scrub his toilet with my toothbrush because he looked a teensy bit like Corey Haim in the right light. But my devotion is not up for debate here. The Corey Haim tattoo on my "fictional" ass speaks for itself.

There's no tentative start date as of yet, but I hope to have a Corey Countdown Clock up soon.

Maggie