Thursday, May 11, 2006

Sad Facts

Britney Spears has CONFIRMED that she is, once again, infected with Federline-spawn. In case you're keeping tabs here, this will be child number FOUR for K-Wig. FOUR. In LESS than five years. I sat down with my calculator and did the math - and at this rate he'll have 782,956 children by ... October? Maybe early November?

Here's a sad fact:

Isaac Newton: 0 children

Albert Einstein: 2 children

Stephen Hawking: 3 children

Kevin Federline: 4 children

Let's all sing together: "One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong - can you tell which thing is not like the others by the time I finish this blog?"

Maggie

(Hint: It's the one that looks like a trailer weasel and is a waste of human existence.)

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