The Skank Factor

Today we will discuss "The S Factor". This is the name of that "striptease" workout thing that Sheila Kelley started a couple years back, made most famous by the likes of Teri Hatcher and Lisa Rinna, both of whom I'm sure look like underfed trout dangling from a cane pole while doing this workout. But I digress...

In order to properly celebrate Mother's Day, Sheila Kelley held an "all ages" open house striptease lesson for mothers and daughters. I can't think of a better way to celebrate Mother's Day than by teaching your 7 year old daughter how to properly swing around a pole to Motley Crue's "Girls, Girls, Girls". It's GOOD for kids! AND society! And who better to teach them than Mom? The last thing any parent would want would be to have a total STRANGER teach their child the proper way to apply body glitter and how to pick up dollar bills without using their hands. THAT would be wrong.

You can't even imagine the look on my face right now. I look like Dorothy Zbornak after enduring a particularly long St. Olaf story.

Maggie

We're playing at The Poorhouse in Ft. Lauderdale THIS FRIDAY, May 19th, along with the one and only Ubiquitous Timb. No cover, 21 and up, who dat is, that just my baby-daddy.