Immaterial Girl

In yet more news nobody cares about, Madonna has posed topless for a W Magazine fashion "spread". An anonymous British source had the following to say about it:

"In one [photo] she is dressed as an English horse rider but there is a sexy twist as she has her boobs out."

Let's summarize that sentence: One dressed English horse twist boobs out.

It's funny, because I would have guessed that this was a topless Madonna story just by that sentence alone.

There's a time and a place for Madonna's boobs. And that time was 1984.

Now I can hardly wait for the eventual nudie pics of Mae West's corpse to surface. I bet they'll be twice as hot as those etchings of Cleopatra's mummified vagina.

Maggie

(And before you jump on me, music critics, Madonna didn't open any gates for any of us real women. She merely reinforced the boys' club that says that women have to show their tits to sell records.)