The "Stud" in Student

Well, well, well. Now Eva Longoria is taking BACK what she said about her NBA-Star Boyfriend being the "student" and her being the "teacher" in the bedroom. I guess she got tired of him coming home from basketball practice covered in welts and man-juice. For comparison purposes, here's what Robo-Tan said last week:

"...he's only been with one other person in his life,"..."i'm definitely the teacher in the bedroom."

and here's what she's saying this week:

"...when the lights are out, he's the teacher, and I'm the student."

I'd love to see the lesson plan when she's in charge. I bet it involves her lying naked in a giant Louis Vuitton purse while he goes out and buys her the matching wallet. His lesson plan is probably just him closing his eyes and fantasizing that his girlfriend would shut the hell up about their sex life for two freakin' minutes in front of the press. Good luck with that one.

Maggie

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