Moons Over My Pammy

Pamela Anderson was recently spotted with writing on her famously large fake boobs. There's been much talk of what exactly the writing says, but I think it's probably the logo from her implants starting to bleed through. If you look at the photo up close, I'm sure it probably says, "Skank-O-Rama Brand - Size Watermelon - Not to be used as a floatation device - May cause you to hump Kid Rock and make your weird oblong nipples show through everything you've ever worn in public".

Either that or it was just some Tommy Lee leavin's. I heard it's actually long enough that he dips it in india ink and uses it as a pen now.

In the immortal words of Alasdair, "sometimes it's so easy I'm ashamed of myself."

Shout out to YCDTOT fans. Holla, by golla!

Maggie

p.s. Next show is Saturday, March 25th at The Poorhouse. More to come...