Shut it, Pete

~~~Opposite Day: Citizens on Patrol~~~

Osama Bin Laden's niece is getting a reality show, and I for one, think it's a FANTASTIC idea. Like an idiot, she dropped the last name Bin Laden, over fears that people would be turned off by it, but makes a point of talking NON-STOP about how she's Osama Bin Laden's niece. Kudos. That is an excellent formula for success. From what I understand, she's trying to be the next Hilary Duff or something. Can I get a big ol' round of HELL YES?!!!! There are clearly not enough Hilary Duff's in the world.

You know, it makes me super-sad that reality television shows weren't around back in the old days. I heard that Mussolini's nephew was an excellent jazz pianist, Hitler had a sister who could shoot ping-pong balls out of her cooter, and Stalin's step-uncle could actually fart the entire Russian alphabet - backwards! And talk about a built-in audience. I would venture to say that Stalin was AT LEAST as famous as Jessica Simpson is today, if not more. It's a network executive's dream.

Man, am I super-super-sad.

~~~End of Opposite Day Blogging Marathon, You Can Return to Your Regularly Scheduled Barnyard Porn Now~~~

Maggie