Chasing Ryan

Well now this interesting! It's being reported that Teri Hatcher is now dating Ryan Seacrest! I tell ya, I was almost certain that we were living in the real world, and it turns out we've actually been in living in Bizarro World ALL WEEK. Black is white, up is down, right is left, gay is straight. Who'd a thunk it?

Come on! Ryan Seacrest??!! I bet she's one of those women who thinks that she can "change him" and they can still go accessory shopping together and he can do her hair and gossip about whomever Eva Longoria is currently getting her beav waxed for and then he'll fling up the back of her dress and bend her over the makeup counter at MAC and pepper her uterus with his well-groomed swimmy-tailed soldiers. Well, WAKE UP, Teri. This isn't "Chasing Ryan".

What's next, is she gonna dig up Liberace and take him to Spago?

Maggie

Happy St. Patrick's Day! You're drunk already aren't you.