The Opposite Day Fun Continues

~~~Opposite Day Starts Again~~~

I recently viewed the footage of Lindsay Lohan being followed around by the paparazzi and I thought about how terrifying it must be to be a nineteen year old girl just trying to walk down the street with fifty grown adults bashing into you with cameras and flashes and yelling at you the whole time. I started to feel really bad for Lindsay Lohan, and even a little fearful for her safety, and I even remarked aloud how great her fake tan looked.

Then I rolled back over in bed, made out with Wilmer Valderrama and Ashlee Simpson some more, and stuck a pair of cuticle scissors into my Lindsay Lohan voodoo doll a few more times.

~~~You Haven't Seen The Last of Opposite Day~~~

Maggie