Opposite Day?!! My Favorite!!!

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I'm so glad that the Hollywood machine is re-making the film classic 'Hairspray'. Hopefully, they can do a better job with it than that talentless hack John Waters. That guy makes Ingmar Bergman look like M. Night Shyamalan.

And let me also just say that I am pleased as sugar-free punch that John Travolta has been cast in the role of Edna Turnblad. If only DIVINE were still alive to see how well JOHN FRIGGIN' TRAVOLTA would "totally own" that role. I don't know who's being cast in the role of Tracy Turnblad, but I've got my fingers crossed that it's Nicole Richie in a fat suit. Other dream casting choices would have to be Nick Lachey as Link Larkin, Heather Locklear as Velma Von Tussle, and Usher as Seaweed. And instead of The Corny Collins Dance Show, they could all compete on Survivor. And instead of that whole anti-segregation angle, it could focus on boobs. Big ones. That bounce and jiggle. Then Bruce Willis could totally save the day while an Aerosmith ballad blasts over the scene. And let's stretch it out from 90 minutes to like four hours.

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I hate you, Hollywood.

Maggie