The Revolution Isn't Free, People!
Television just keeps getting better, doesn't it? Starcast Productions is organizing a televised seance to contact John Lennon. The catch? Besides it being one of the most stupid ideas I've ever heard, it will also only be shown on pay-per-view. Here comes the Mastercard joke.
General admission ticket to see The Beatles in 1964: $2.00
Seeing some dirty gypsies try to contact John Lennon's spirit: $9.95
Getting your dignity back after paying $9.95 for this bullshit: Priceless
I wonder what John Lennon would say if those wacky gypsy folks actually did contact his spirit? I would hope he would say something like this: "Ringo? Ringo Starr? Bloody RINGO STARR is still alive and I'm NOT?!! Bugger!" and then he'd spiritually backhand Yoko Ono for selling "Revolution" to a Nike commercial.
Maggie
General admission ticket to see The Beatles in 1964: $2.00
Seeing some dirty gypsies try to contact John Lennon's spirit: $9.95
Getting your dignity back after paying $9.95 for this bullshit: Priceless
I wonder what John Lennon would say if those wacky gypsy folks actually did contact his spirit? I would hope he would say something like this: "Ringo? Ringo Starr? Bloody RINGO STARR is still alive and I'm NOT?!! Bugger!" and then he'd spiritually backhand Yoko Ono for selling "Revolution" to a Nike commercial.
Maggie
posted by the freakin hott at Wednesday, March 22, 2006
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