One At A Time, Please!
Jason Gedrick. The mere mention of that name floods my memories with a thousand heart-shaped nostalgia tsunamis lashing at my insides like a floggin' toboggan of wanton pre-teen lust on a runaway Jordache-clad schooner to Puberty Island. And a tsunami can SO be heart-shaped. Shut up.
So, Jason Gedrick, in case you don't know, is best known for his roles as the dumb kid in "Iron Eagle", the dumb kid in "Iron Eagle II", the dumb kid in "The Heavenly Kid", and the asshole guy in that one episode of "CSI" last year. He's what we like to affectionately call a "nobody". But he DOES have good hair...and probably a bitchin' efficiency apartment in the San Fernando Valley where he's been contemplating sucking on an exhaust pipe and praying for his own death since 1988, so let's give credit where credit is due.
Be that as it may, I am pleased to announce that Jason Gedrick will star on a new drama called "Windfall" this summer on NBC. I think this might be his George Clooney/Patrick Dempsey comeback!
Wait! Wait! I've read the report further down, and Luke Perry will also be on the show. Sorry Jason - go back to the end of the line. We're only doing one resuscitation per season here, and Luke's picture was WAY bigger than yours on the cover of this "16 Magazine" in 1993.
Maggie
So, Jason Gedrick, in case you don't know, is best known for his roles as the dumb kid in "Iron Eagle", the dumb kid in "Iron Eagle II", the dumb kid in "The Heavenly Kid", and the asshole guy in that one episode of "CSI" last year. He's what we like to affectionately call a "nobody". But he DOES have good hair...and probably a bitchin' efficiency apartment in the San Fernando Valley where he's been contemplating sucking on an exhaust pipe and praying for his own death since 1988, so let's give credit where credit is due.
Be that as it may, I am pleased to announce that Jason Gedrick will star on a new drama called "Windfall" this summer on NBC. I think this might be his George Clooney/Patrick Dempsey comeback!
Wait! Wait! I've read the report further down, and Luke Perry will also be on the show. Sorry Jason - go back to the end of the line. We're only doing one resuscitation per season here, and Luke's picture was WAY bigger than yours on the cover of this "16 Magazine" in 1993.
Maggie
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