Back in Blak

Well, well, well. Coca-Cola has finally realized that coffee has been the hottest fad beverage for about the last fifteen years or so, and have created "Coca-Cola Blak". As you know, I am not a misspeller. It's actually "Blak". It's Coke...mixed with coffee! Let me sit back and savor the moment. Mmmm.

You hang on JUST a minute there, Coca-Cola! I actually invented Coca-Cola Blak like TWELVE YEARS ago! I was sitting in my car after picking up a Grande Half-Caf Non-Fat Mocha Latte with two packets of "Sugar in The Raw" and a rock-candy swizzle stick when I accidently spilled it into the can of Coke that was sitting next to it in the drink holder. Then I took a sip of the Coke, spit it out, screamed "Shitwater!", and proceeded to forget the whole incident by the time I pulled up outside "Clothestime" to buy one of those cropped denim jackets with the floral dress underneath and some brown ankle boots.

You shant get away with this, Coca-Cola. Not on my watch.

Maggie