The Sound of Genius

This being Saturday night and all, I'm very busy being groomed by my team of top-notch stylists from K-Mart and Sonny's Barbecue, but I thought I'd take a break from all the spackling and girdling to share what has to be the most stupid conversation I've ever heard in my entire life. I'm pretty old now, so I've heard a lot, but this takes the Twinkie.

Man Wearing Black Sandals: "I was listening toThe Steve Miller Band song "The Joker" and I realized that song is the story of my freakin' life!

Man Wearing Brown Sandals: "Huh?"

Man Wearing Black Sandals: "Dude! I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, AND I'm a midnight toker!"

Man Wearing Brown Sandals: "Huh?"

Man Wearing Black Sandals: "Dude. Come out to my car. I have it in my tape player."

Sandal-Men exit the bar.

Maggie