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I probably should have addressed this a long time ago, but the mere subject makes me want to crawl out of my skin and have my epidermis dry-cleaned. The subject is: Merging Celebrity Names. It all started, of course, with Bennifer. Then we were clubbed about the head and face with that one so much that eventually it became the norm. Every celebrity couple from that moment was to be christened with such a mo-ro-niker. See, even I'm doing it!

Bradgelina, TomKat, Vinnifer, etc. They all suck equally, but I saw one today that was so bad it actually looked ashamed on the page: Tooney. What exactly is a Tooney, you ask? Has Bugs Bunny finally gotten together with Mickey Rooney? I don't think so. THAT would be silly. Duh! It's SO Teri Hatcher and George Clooney!!! LOL!!!! LMAO!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!! ROFLMAOWEAFPBABSATROTUB40!!!

That would be "Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Eating a Fried Peanut Butter And Banana Sandwich And Totally Rocking Out To UB40." for those of you who are, pitifully, internet savvy-less.

What was I talking about? Who the hell cares anymore.

Maggie