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Oh for the love of kneeling before Zod. Super secret sources are reporting that Britney Spears is pregnant again. Would somebody please just hold Kevin Federline down and give him a vasectomy for crying out loud? You would think the Laws of Nature would have shot him in the crotch with a uranium arrow by now, but noooooo. There will soon be - not one - not two - not three - but FOUR Federline spawn running amok on this Earth. Somebody better step up the meth and trucker hat production now to prepare for their adolescence. And what are YOU thinking, Britney? Is your brain so consumed by Cheetohs and Slim Fast that you've lost the half a molecule of sense you had left?

I suppose if he does leave her for the next rising star in Trailer-Pop, she could always just have his wages garnished for child support.

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Oh ... Oh ... Ha ... Wages. That really does perk ya up first thing in the morning, doesn't it?

Maggie