Monday Can Eat It

I love it when I get to play psychic and guess who Heather Locklear is going to marry next. Oh, you didn't hear? She filed for divorce from "rocker" Richie Sambora last week after eleven years of marriage. I can't imagine what brought that relationship down, but I'm betting it has something to do with her giving love a bad name. I wonder who will get custody of the hair pomade and the Jersey pride?

So now she's been tainted by Richie Sambora and Tommy Lee, so I'm pretty sure that the natural progression of groupie-dom will lead her to someone even MORE tepid than Richie Sambora. I'm thinking someone in the way of Steve Perry or maybe the lead singer of Air Supply. Of course, she could just shock the hocks out of us and end up totally threewaying Fred Durst and John Tesh, so I don't want to place any bets just yet. Tom Petty was right. Waiting is just the hardest part.

Maggie

p.s. Monday can eat it.