Just What You've Been Waiting For - Part 1

I'm going to change things up a little bit here. I'm going to post one verse of Nicole Richie's new single each day, along with some "creative criticism". We'll start off with the first verse today. Strap on your "vomit receptacle".

"I saw him on a Friday outside some run-down saloon
He was crying over someone that he felt left much too soon
I said hey boy dont you cry tonight, let me take you out on this town
He looked at me and smiled as one last tear splashed off the ground
With half a wink he asked me what are you some kind of freak?
I told him, no, I guess I just feel your vibe is kinda deep
The moon hung over Soho and I counted 16 stars
I pointed at the brightest one and said now that ones ours"

Okay, now the last time I checked, there were no run-down "saloons" in the vicinity of Soho, and if there were, Nicole Richie would not be hanging out at them. I'm sure she fears that run-down saloons tend to serve fried foods, which permeate the air with steam calories.

And let's cut out the superfluous lyrics that are used solely to make the crappy lyrics stretch out long enough to fit the rhythm. Example: " He was crying over someone that he felt left much too soon". This line would be AWESOME if she just cut out the words "he", "was", "crying", "over", "someone", "that", "he", "felt", "left", "much", "too", and "soon". There - all fixed.

And who the hell is this guy? He's crying and then smiling and then winking and then calling her a freak? This is why I don't date celebrities and/or trust fund kids. They can never get their meds right.

Maggie