Number 1 Single

You know how sometimes you can have a little snippet of respect left for someone, even though they never really had any major success after that one kind of annoying song on the "Reality Bites" soundtrack back in 1994? And even through their musical and romantic trials and tribulations, you still held that snippet of respect, even after they dated Dweezil Zappa for an extended period of time? Those are some tough-to-remove stains! If only Didi-7 were still around...

So, anyway, the news here is that Lisa Loeb has now turned to the E! channel to find an inseminator...I mean...husband. Her new reality show titled "Number 1 Single" showcases her unique and neverending ability to...wait for it...wear glasses!

There are few things worse than being in your mid 30's and relying on a reality show to slut you up so you can get a watchman for that pesky ol' biological clock. Congratulations, darling. Now you're only two to five years away from a stint at the Betty Ford Clinic, and a one blind date away from settling for Corey Feldman.

Maggie