Hasselh-off the Chain!

Sometimes...dreams come true. Just when you've given up all hope of realizing your wildest fantasies, you get the news you've been waiting for all of your adult life. That's right - David Hasselhoff has filed for divorce from his wife of sixteen years. One can only assume it's because he's been reading my fan letters and studying those pics I sent of myself in that teal spandex catsuit and now he wants to move to Florida and use me as his willing hand-puppet for all eternity.

That reminds me, The City Link Music Festival is happening this Saturday in downtown Ft. Lauderdale. We'll be on the main street stage at 10pm. Look for David Hasselhoff and you'll find me perched atop his sexy, muscular, 100% German-bred forearm of steel. Jealous?

Maggie