Two for The Money

More good news! It's being reported that Kate Moss and Lindsay Lohan showed up at Scores in NYC last week and hopped onstage for a little pole-dancing show of their own! Nobody was really sure at first, and there was speculation that it was just two escaped lemurs from the Brooklyn Zoo, but it was confirmed that it was indeed the "toxic twins" after one of their bodyguards man-handled a photographer who was trying to get a shot of the two as they put on their show for the crowd. I doubt if anyone could see either one of them behind the pole, but that's beside the point.

The paparazzi is truly getting out of hand here. Can't two nice girls who happen to be much-talked about celebrities spend a quiet evening out, gyrating with each other in a sexually suggestive manner on poles in front of a few HUNDRED people at one of the biggest strip clubs in New York without being HARASSED by photographers?!! What is this world coming to?!!!!!

In a related story, Lindsay Lohan was last seen being snorted by Kate Moss.

Come see the musical version of this story at the City Link Music Festival this Saturday in downtown Ft. Lauderdale in front of Revolution. It's a free event! Festival starts at 6pm, The Freakin' Hott will hit the stage at 10pm, so you'll have plenty of time to brush up on your Lindsay Lohan trivia.

Maggie