Line 'em Up!

People like to talk about "gifts that keep on giving", but this week, William Shatner gave the ultimate: He sold his kidney stone to goldenpalace.com for $25,000. As much as I am thrilled at the possibility of owning this piece of urological Star Trek history, I can't help but feel sad that more celebrities aren't selling the physical products of their bodies. You can't even imagine how much I would pay for a Sarah Michele Gellar testicle.

Be that as it may, The Freakin' Hott has nothing to sell yet, but I'm pretty sure that my ego will explode like a diseased appendix soon, so keep those hopes up. I'll be selling the leavin's by the ounce at the Swap Shop. You get a free can of Slim-Fast with purchase. I'm pretty sure Jon's liver is on its last legs as well, so keep your eyes peeled for that to hit the market next Christmas.

Here's the lineup for the City Link Music Festival this Saturday:

MAIN STAGE-STREET (All ages til 11pm then 18+)

6pm Hagus Magagus
7pm Humbert
8pm The Mission Veo
9pm John Ralston
10pm THE FREAKIN' HOTT
11pm Dooms de Pop

Revolution Inside (18+ til 11pm then 21+)

6pm Off on a Tangent
7pm Secret P.E. Club
8pm ShuttleLounge
9pm Mr. Entertainment

Revolution Patio (18+ til 11pm then 21+)

6pm Lefty Lucie
7pm Ject
8pm Truckstop Coffee
9pm The Bittercups
10pm The Remnants
11pm Two Story Double Wide
12am Brendan O'Hara and the Humble Ones
1am The Mary Tyler Whores

Be there, nerd.

Maggie